Competition time: who wants a night out with the Plump DJs at Matter?

Morning all, should this Friday the 19th feature an evening hole that needs a little Dutch kid sticking his finger in it, then you're in luck.

We have two tickets to the launch night of the Plump DJs new residency at Matter @ the O2, with the genially exceptional electro-house gents being joined by the likes of Hot Chip, Vitalic and some other people who we can only assume have passed the City & Guilds in record playing.

For your chance to win, send your answer to the following question to us by 3pm Friday 19th March. Funniest answer win.

If PCCP didn't already stand for Pop Culture Care Package, what could it stand for? Example: Pat Cash's Colostomy Problem or Please Chastise Cher's Parents.

Chuck your answers in this electro post-hole...