The onset of cheap link-recycling posts begins in earnest: Fruity Samurai

It'll give me great personal pleasure to see some citrus shits getting juiced. Got no time for them

It's late on a Saturday evening, so it's foolishness on anyone's part to expect any verbosity or wittiness (if ever). What I do instead have to offer is the joy of Fruity Samurai.

It's a series of animated shorts, featuring, in a highly no-shit-Sherlock way, a bunch of samurai, all of them fruit * adopts Jilly Goolden voice * I'm getting tones of Samurai Jack, along with some Parappa The Rapper notes.

A wink in the direction of Twitch for bringing this charming wee beastie to my attention.

Sucker Punch review

"If you tell me once more that I'm going to be a bit parky in this, you're going to taste katana"

Here's what PCCP associate Philph has to say about Zack Snyder's much-hmmmmmmed about blockbuster:

"It's The Matrix, as produced by the creative team at Babestation."

Airtight analysis, that. 

It's already taken a right royal humdinger of a kicking, mainly for its reeeeeeaaally dubious sexual politics ("A pervert's Inception," reckons The Guardian), but there's no doubting that it's visually striking. Here's the first five minutes. See what you think...

Sucker Punch is out now in UK cinemas